CHEATING DEATH!! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #3

  • Published: 09 September 2016
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Comments • 11 772

  • Trey Weed
    Trey Weed  1 weeks back

    Markn powers; why are u shaking

    • Raptor Seven
      Raptor Seven  1 weeks back

      Hey mark do a hundred peasants versus a 10 knights

      • jaden yuki
        jaden yuki  1 weeks back

        2019 well 3 years has passed since mark said he has 14 million subs now lets look at the current number
        oh would you look at that he now has 24 million subs

        • Tyler Sowards
          Tyler Sowards  2 weeks back

          Im waiting for hie computer to say f*ck this im out

          • AYmolishED gaming
            AYmolishED gaming  2 weeks back

            We need not tabs

            • ageowner2 /semaj
              ageowner2 /semaj  2 weeks back

              Hi sir

              • Pó De Nescau
                Pó De Nescau  3 weeks back

                Nice time too recomend

                • cheyanne johnson
                  cheyanne johnson  3 weeks back

                  Omg hardest I've laughed in a long time! I literally had tears streaming from my eyes and my belly hurts so bad now!

                  • Shadow dragon draws
                    Shadow dragon draws  3 weeks back

                    You don’t have 14 mil you have 24 mil subs

                    • Ozan Yarman
                      Ozan Yarman  3 weeks back


                      • Dropkick 87
                        Dropkick 87  4 weeks back

                        I’m not dead

                        • Eric's Epic Battle
                          Eric's Epic Battle  4 weeks back

                          CREEPER aw man so we back in the mine got our pickaxe swinging from side to side side side to side this task gruelling one hope to find some diamonds to night night night diamonds tonight heads up you hear a sound turn around and look up total shock fills your body oh no it's you again I could never forget those eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes cus baby tonight the creepers trying to steal all our stuff again-gain and run run until it's done done until the sun comes up in the morn. That took a while

                          • Connor McAlister
                            Connor McAlister  4 weeks back

                            4:00 the best part of the entire video

                            • Glitch hunter
                              Glitch hunter  4 weeks back

                              Your pretending to be dead

                              • Dallas Bernard
                                Dallas Bernard  4 weeks back

                                Grammar MARK

                                • Logan Seeley
                                  Logan Seeley  1 months back

                                  Play more slayaway camp

                                  • H3ll_Blader14
                                    H3ll_Blader14  1 months back

                                    Mark: that is straight up humping

                                    • Joc ko
                                      Joc ko  1 months back


                                      • ᴏᴏʜ ʟᴀ ʟᴀ
                                        ᴏᴏʜ ʟᴀ ʟᴀ  1 months back

                                        *goes to like video*
                                        *realizes that I already liked the video like some time ago*

                                        • the knight of youtube
                                          the knight of youtube  1 months back

                                          "The range does nothing when they hump you from either side."
                                          Mark 2016

                                          • YTC Bruuuhhh
                                            YTC Bruuuhhh  1 months back

                                            7:21 World War 3 lol

                                            • King HOTCOCO
                                              King HOTCOCO  2 months back

                                              Markiplier: **Working everyday to make amazing content for his 24M subscribers**
                                              While Me: **Is attempting to regurgitate a jolly rancher he accidentally swallowed**

                                              • Phoenixgaming 765
                                                Phoenixgaming 765  2 months back

                                                Best intro on YouTube

                                                • kermit thefrog
                                                  kermit thefrog  2 months back

                                                  1000000000000000000000000000 is too impoosible

                                                  • Connor McAlister
                                                    Connor McAlister  2 months back

                                                    3:59 kids just close your eyes

                                                    • Lana Loud
                                                      Lana Loud  2 months back

                                                      Anyone watching in 2020?

                                                      • DRYYP DA WOLF
                                                        DRYYP DA WOLF  2 months back

                                                        He came a long way 14 mil in 2016 and now 24 mil in 2019 way to go

                                                        • it's Willis
                                                          it's Willis  2 months back

                                                          7:34 anyone else notice that boulder with arrows in it

                                                          • TrecoPurtyTHICC
                                                            TrecoPurtyTHICC  2 months back

                                                            Bruh the intro got so depressing

                                                            • Jacob Heliker
                                                              Jacob Heliker  2 months back

                                                              Easily the funniest opening ive ever seen on any video ever😂

                                                              • Yummy Soul
                                                                Yummy Soul  2 months back

                                                                Shield men can attack

                                                                • Xblackwindhowls
                                                                  Xblackwindhowls  2 months back

                                                                  Mark you could be Johnny dep if you change your hair😂

                                                                  • TT Chara Show
                                                                    TT Chara Show  2 months back

                                                                    My eyes need so much bleach

                                                                    • Rice
                                                                      Rice  2 months back

                                                                      Markiplier: I think 100 Peasant is unstoppable

                                                                      Dark peasant: Am I a joke to you?

                                                                      • Retardemon
                                                                        Retardemon  2 months back

                                                                        Almost died then... *GRINS* xD
                                                                        Can't stop laughing 😂

                                                                        • Nathan Dearth
                                                                          Nathan Dearth  3 months back

                                                                          Play new tabs

                                                                          • Colin Shaw
                                                                            Colin Shaw  3 months back

                                                                            I hope he plays the new version soon.

                                                                            • PhantomBlitz420
                                                                              PhantomBlitz420  3 months back

                                                                              Mark is a master of war and poop

                                                                              • Mahima Bhat
                                                                                Mahima Bhat  3 months back

                                                                                God he's so good looking it hurts to look at him and his voice gawd 😭❤

                                                                                • Screamy
                                                                                  Screamy  3 months back

                                                                                  awww mark's almost gained 10m since this ;0; he's come so far !!

                                                                                  • Screamy
                                                                                    Screamy  3 months back

                                                                                    oh shit actually he's a lot closer to 24m than i thought

                                                                                • Jesse Good
                                                                                  Jesse Good  3 months back

                                                                                  now go back and count how many times mark said "from way down town"

                                                                                  • Shin Shyn
                                                                                    Shin Shyn  3 months back

                                                                                    Die,Markiplier.Fuck you!

                                                                                    • Dinh Pham Cong
                                                                                      Dinh Pham Cong  3 months back

                                                                                      *I watched this video 6 times before. But it's recommend, I forgot the good title so I clicked it again*

                                                                                      • KELVIN HARRISON
                                                                                        KELVIN HARRISON  3 months back

                                                                                        Markiplier you suck 🖕🖕🖕👎👽😡🤬😠😡🤬😠😡🤬😡🤬😠😡😠😠🤬😡🤬😠😠🤬😠😠🤬🤬

                                                                                        • Lyra Saruman
                                                                                          Lyra Saruman  3 months back

                                                                                          ITS ALL A LIE MARKIPLIER IS DEAD

                                                                                          • Sanjeev Kumar
                                                                                            Sanjeev Kumar  3 months back

                                                                                            6:10 - why 😂😂😂😂

                                                                                            • Rolly Sagun
                                                                                              Rolly Sagun  3 months back

                                                                                              LOL LOL THIS VIDEO IS THE BEST FUNNY THING I SAW