HEY BABY! HEEEEY BABY!!! | Cards Against Humanity

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  • Published: 02 June 2017
  • Cards Against Humanity sinks to even new lows in a brand new episode!
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Comments • 15 108

  • Aaron Staples
    Aaron Staples  1 hours back

    "During high school, I never really fit in until I found 'Total Fucking Chaos' Club."
    So, in other words, marching band. Am I right?

    • jaziar
      jaziar  7 hours back

      2:29 at 0.25

      • []MusicProductions[]
        []MusicProductions[]  8 hours back

        Heapass

        • Olivia Hamlin
          Olivia Hamlin  10 hours back

          Fun fact about a whales is that there needs to be 3 whales to mate. The 3rd one s job to hold up the pair mating so they don’t float away or sink.

          • Noodle Bakugou Gorillaz
            Noodle Bakugou Gorillaz  11 hours back

            I played and the thing was "I drink to cover up the fact that"
            My card was "I'm a giant green dinosaur"
            I won

            • Riverswag 123
              Riverswag 123  1 days back

              remember this:


              S T E P H E N T A K E Y O U R D O G O U T O F M Y W I F E

              • SuperEthan5
                SuperEthan5  1 days back

                My name is Ethan but it originally was going to be Tyler wtf

                • Caroline Devlin
                  Caroline Devlin  2 days back

                  Ethan looks EXACTLY like DanTDM...

                  • Ruby Queen
                    Ruby Queen  2 days back

                    “Cucumber stand”
                    Me: IS THAT A FREAKING JOJO REFERENCE!

                    • Alli Stars Music
                      Alli Stars Music  2 days back

                      Nobody:

                      Absolutely NO ONE:

                      Not a SINGLE SOUL:

                      Ethan, Tyler, and Mark: *discussing the physics of whales fucking for three minutes straight*

                      • Draw.Daily Sadie
                        Draw.Daily Sadie  2 days back

                        “wHaT iF i FuCkEd YoUr NoSe”
                        -Markiplier 2017

                        • the catcruiser 001
                          the catcruiser 001  2 days back

                          Hey ya know there's actually a mountain called "bitch mountain"?

                          • Lol Triggerd
                            Lol Triggerd  2 days back

                            Who wants to play crabs adjust humidity

                            • Poprocks
                              Poprocks  3 days back

                              I haven't laughed in forever and here I am

                              • Chrysi McDonald
                                Chrysi McDonald  4 days back

                                I love playing Cards Against Humanity. I played with my friend, my sister, my brother and his friends and we couldn’t stop laughing.

                                • Sophie Porter
                                  Sophie Porter  4 days back

                                  I love Marks shirt.

                                  • LavaCaptain2000
                                    LavaCaptain2000  5 days back

                                    I love how rando is basically on the level of expert in this game

                                    • IDKarlee
                                      IDKarlee  6 days back

                                      *Eight Graders?!?!*

                                      • Samantha Surrells
                                        Samantha Surrells  6 days back

                                        lmao

                                        • lino Leal
                                          lino Leal  4 days back

                                          @Samantha Surrells bye

                                        • lino Leal
                                          lino Leal  4 days back

                                          @Samantha Surrells I have to go to a party with my cousins

                                        • lino Leal
                                          lino Leal  4 days back

                                          @Samantha Surrells I got to go now

                                        • Samantha Surrells
                                          Samantha Surrells  4 days back

                                          @lino Leal nice

                                        • lino Leal
                                          lino Leal  4 days back

                                          @Samantha Surrells me too

                                      • Bianca Nie
                                        Bianca Nie  6 days back

                                        Adding back to the whale thing. Half of a whale´s semen is lost when mating so a one of the reasons the sea is salty...

                                        • For The Love Of Pudding

                                          *"I found the eighth graders"*

                                          • Mary Traugh
                                            Mary Traugh  6 days back

                                            My friends and I play Cards Against Humanity by drawing a card before we place one just in case we draw the perfect card. It's pretty good.

                                            • lucasthenerd
                                              lucasthenerd  1 weeks back

                                              Me: Questions what porn Ethan watches

                                              • Patrick Bosstel
                                                Patrick Bosstel  1 weeks back

                                                FUCK MOUNTAIN! XD

                                                • Pineapple Truck
                                                  Pineapple Truck  1 weeks back

                                                  11:13 to bad we cant go back and change it...

                                                  KING KKKKKKRIMSON!!!

                                                  • Ryan Smith
                                                    Ryan Smith  1 weeks back

                                                    This whole video gives off Hysterical Dumb Bitch Energy I love it so much lmao

                                                    • Midnight Angel Animations

                                                      1:58 GET OFF THE WEEEEEEED

                                                      • YTRAYASEENGGA
                                                        YTRAYASEENGGA  1 weeks back

                                                        9:25 i was drinking the soup from my noodles and now its all over my shirt, how was your day?
                                                        and i couldnt stop replaying 8:57

                                                        • Nagito Komaeda
                                                          Nagito Komaeda  1 weeks back

                                                          I used to think “nose job” was a procedure

                                                          • Cashmere James
                                                            Cashmere James  1 weeks back

                                                            “ *That’s The Presence Of Lots And Lots Of Abortions* “ What A Card

                                                            • cheeki breeki
                                                              cheeki breeki  1 weeks back

                                                              During highscool I never fit in until I found (what I think would fit in) porn club

                                                              • The Bro Gamer 14082
                                                                The Bro Gamer 14082  2 weeks back

                                                                1 Guy 1 Cucumber

                                                                • Pennywise the DANCING CLOWN!

                                                                  0:09 hi I'm Ethan and I'm 16, slaying all these women with my massive *peen*

                                                                  • The Name
                                                                    The Name  2 weeks back

                                                                    Im 8th grader tho

                                                                    • Nicholas Guerin
                                                                      Nicholas Guerin  2 weeks back

                                                                      I’m in 8th grade...

                                                                      • Son Void
                                                                        Son Void  2 weeks back

                                                                        "When I pooped, what came out my butt?"

                                                                        Magic did. Absolute magic.

                                                                        • Michelle yuri
                                                                          Michelle yuri  2 weeks back

                                                                          Whales actually there's three whales that do it there's one under the female whale that access the bed for the stuff to happen

                                                                          • DuhC0mmunity Roblox
                                                                            DuhC0mmunity Roblox  2 weeks back

                                                                            My phones dirty so I didn't notice lol 😅

                                                                            • Caitlyn Simpson
                                                                              Caitlyn Simpson  2 weeks back

                                                                              At 6:22 I SWEAR TO THE HEAVENS THAT MARK SAID IS, "POOR HORSE-WORM!" AND I DIED FORM LAUGHTER! AND ALMOST PAST OUT!

                                                                              • Cheyenne Hargrave
                                                                                Cheyenne Hargrave  2 weeks back

                                                                                Markiplier, we love you, but checking your watch every 5 minutes is causing me anxiety. Lmao 😂😂😂

                                                                                • Addima
                                                                                  Addima  2 weeks back

                                                                                  "I wouldn't mind seeing two whales f*****g."

                                                                                  -Mark 2017

                                                                                  • SomeWhatSavageGaming
                                                                                    SomeWhatSavageGaming  2 weeks back

                                                                                    No horse legs shoulda won

                                                                                    • Spinel_ Boi
                                                                                      Spinel_ Boi  2 weeks back

                                                                                      Make another one pls

                                                                                      • Danku Nya
                                                                                        Danku Nya  2 weeks back

                                                                                        I just realised that im 2 years too late and this is only just in my reccomended now why dammit

                                                                                        • Danku Nya
                                                                                          Danku Nya  2 weeks back

                                                                                          I love the intros and the thumbnails they radiate dumbass energy. I lOve it.

                                                                                          • Xx_Taffyy_xX
                                                                                            Xx_Taffyy_xX  2 weeks back

                                                                                            Hey baby come back to my place and I'll show you a powerpoint presentation on why the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

                                                                                          • River Moon
                                                                                            River Moon  2 weeks back

                                                                                            5:00 while we're on this topic: seriously, no matter what kind of body you have, please don't stick a cucumber up any holes because 1. Bacteria and 2. It could get stuck O.o

                                                                                            • River Moon
                                                                                              River Moon  2 weeks back

                                                                                              so.. is cards against humanity.. apples to apples for adults?