Rich and Mike's The Rise of Skywalker Predictions Video

  • Published: 15 July 2019
  • A little late to the game? NO! We've got until December to pointlessly speculate on the last of the "Skywalker saga" films!!! Mike has a crazy plot prediction and Rich has some ideas on how Palpatine can come back. Enjoy, friends!!

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  • Natty Bennett
    Natty Bennett  21 minute ago

    You do realise that the studio watches rlm for terrible idea

    • Tig Trager
      Tig Trager  3 hours ago

      The mind melt at the end will be that Jar Jar was behind it all along. Meeesa baaaaack!

      • kalibos
        kalibos  3 hours ago

        Mike's impression of Lawrence Kasdan is amazing lmao

        • keiran simmons
          keiran simmons  7 hours ago

          My two predictions: The film will be terrible I won't watch it

          • J Taylor
            J Taylor  8 hours ago

            -Rey starts to do backflip -Pilot pulls up -The end

            • Nugglet
              Nugglet  10 hours ago

              After turning away all the star wars fanbase... the diehard prequel fans are the only ones to appeal to. Yay Hayden Christenson!

              • Paul Fitzsimons
                Paul Fitzsimons  11 hours ago

                Remember JJ originally wanted the Force Awakens to have an opening shot of Luke's hand with lightsaber attached floating through space.... What if he resurrects that idea into this new film, with Rey "force time travelling" back to the events of Empire to pick up that lightsaber up, and maybe some milk.

                • artsandrules
                  artsandrules  14 hours ago

                  Ah, I'm sure she will have learned how to time travel (at least as some sort of "Force Presence") from the Jedi texts she stole from Luke's tree temple thing. Those books are a "do anything" card for the writers to play.

                  • Erulin68
                    Erulin68  14 hours ago

                    Of course Emo Ren is a ignorant dipshit... I mean... he doesn't even notice that Luke is using his blue lightsaber... you know, the one he and Rey destroyed 6 or so scenes earlier ?

                    • Blackball
                      Blackball  15 hours ago

                      37:33..." new trilogy. "

                      • JJi
                        JJi  16 hours ago

                        Considering the ugly fact that they managed to destroy space battles with Admiral Gender Studies' hyperjump through The Supremacy and several Star Destroyers - which was never done before, time travel is definitely not out of the question since it hasn't been done before, in the movies at least.

                        • Joshua George
                          Joshua George  17 hours ago

                          All they should have done is take Lucas's original story ideas that he sold to Disney and have Dave Filoni and Kasdan tweak an entire storyline arc over three films BUT NO Disney scrapped the ideas and had to go their own route and "do it better" The new films have only visuals and no imagination or sense of purpose in their script

                          • The bits an pieces Man
                            The bits an pieces Man  19 hours ago

                            Plot twist it’s the best one

                            • NolanEP
                              NolanEP  20 hours ago

                              I still have a theory that Poe is the last Sith or true Dark Side Force user and it's going to take Kylo and Rey to team up to beat him.

                              • NolanEP
                                NolanEP  20 hours ago

                                Chris Terrio also won an academy award for Argo...

                                • John Galt
                                  John Galt  21 hour ago

                                  I predict I have been a Star Wars fanatic all my life and will never see this upcoming train wreck of a movie.

                                  • jtilton5
                                    jtilton5  23 hours ago

                                    JJ Abrams is great at visuals, but bad at screenwriting, it sounds to me like he really is the heir to George Lucas.

                                    • nacho jimenez
                                      nacho jimenez  Day ago

                                      The worst thing about watching fan theories on Star Wars is that they are all better than whatever garbage they ultimately put out.

                                      • Paul M
                                        Paul M  Day ago

                                        My prediction,; Rey defeats the empire single-handedly, becomes ultimate jedi, becomes queen of galaxy , then lordess of the universe, marries to a pansexual, non binary, transgender blob

                                        • Jeff Theworker
                                          Jeff Theworker  Day ago

                                          time travel? no....NO!.....NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

                                          • Carl Stockman
                                            Carl Stockman  Day ago

                                            Everyone seems to forget the Ewoks were getting ready to eat Han, Chewie and Luke. When you consider all the conspicuously empty Stormtrooper helmets they were playing like bongo drums at the end, the Ewoks are much more sinister... cuddly and silly for sure, but also sinister. Archer: Danger Island illustrated this perfectly with the cannibal tribe eating literal Nazi Stormtroopers.

                                            • Chesco
                                              Chesco  Day ago


                                              • Phatty057
                                                Phatty057  Day ago

                                                Star trek 5 ending was a fan pleaser? HA HA!

                                                • OldMan_PJ
                                                  OldMan_PJ  Day ago

                                                  It's Kylo Ren's gloves gripping the Tie Fighter controls. Rei flew the A-Wing to the thieve's planet to obtain the device needed to retrieve something from the core of the crashed Death Star that she wants to use to blow up the Imperial Council. Chunk Li will die since we don't see her clinging to Finn's arm on the desert planet. They had to travel to the desert planet to get "not Jabba the Hutt's" approval and directions to get to the thieve's planet. Obi-Wan McGregor will appear to Rei and she will crack a stranger-danger joke. The Emperor will appear to Kylo and unlock a whole new level of the Dark Side within him but he will still be a whiny little bitch. Luke will appear at the end with Leia in ghost form smiling at Rei as she dances with Ewoks.

                                                  • Don’t Tread On Me

                                                    The emperor sits on a throne made of ewok bones in the wrecked death star

                                                    • Aristide Regnier
                                                      Aristide Regnier  Day ago

                                                      This dude LIKED that Skywalker abandoned the force? The dude that fucking plays the part says that's stupid. Guy on the right's a retard.

                                                      • Matoe Koelo
                                                        Matoe Koelo  Day ago

                                                        Fuck it, let's bring back darth jar jar bings and make him the real villain

                                                        • Simon Reah
                                                          Simon Reah  Day ago

                                                          Well it can't be any worse than the last steaming pile of 💩💩!

                                                          • Heavy Early
                                                            Heavy Early  Day ago

                                                            Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jar Jar the Wise? ..

                                                            • GEC Panther
                                                              GEC Panther  Day ago

                                                              Darth JarJar time travel Hell yeah (I just dont really care anymore)

                                                              • Jonathan Lewis
                                                                Jonathan Lewis  Day ago

                                                                This question is for mike: Do you think after the rise of skywalker you will finally admit star wars is better than star trek?

                                                                • Mr. Smiley
                                                                  Mr. Smiley  Day ago


                                                                  • PowerHouseG
                                                                    PowerHouseG  Day ago

                                                                    awesome vid , very amusing and his laugh is creepier than palpatines ! 🤣🤣🤣👍

                                                                    • maddsloth II
                                                                      maddsloth II  Day ago

                                                                      11:37 those are quidditch players.

                                                                      • AL3XinDANG3R
                                                                        AL3XinDANG3R  Day ago

                                                                        Star Wars writers are taking notes

                                                                        • Ed ebrock
                                                                          Ed ebrock  Day ago

                                                                          i think the time travel plot is a little too ridiculous. i think JJ just said fuck it and rey just fixed the lightsabre due to some made up shit with the force they suddenly can do. the falcon looks like its just a new dish. looks more like a circle with the bottom cut off. i dont know what to expect. but anything is better than the last movie.

                                                                          • Paul Pizzlewizzle

                                                                            Rise of Scissorpunch!

                                                                            • The Most Interesting Man in Hyrule

                                                                              Rich, I greatly approve of your shirt

                                                                              • Frank Henchy
                                                                                Frank Henchy  Day ago

                                                                                I get more excited about seeing how the predictions pan out than I do about seeing the actual content.

                                                                                • Robert Lloyd
                                                                                  Robert Lloyd  Day ago

                                                                                  Oh for fuck's sake, you're right aren't you.

                                                                                  • Gw G
                                                                                    Gw G  Day ago

                                                                                    Theory: Snoke was a force sensitive in the outer rim that was possessed by palpatine (it would be cool if it was Ezra Bridger) and now that Snoke is gone, palpatine needs someone else to possess to continue his pursuit of “unlimited power” and I think there is some kind of twist at the end on whether Rey or Kylo is the enemy etc. I thought it would have been cool for Maz Kanata to be Asoka Tano in disguise but that seems highly unlikely at this time.

                                                                                    • Joe Johnson
                                                                                      Joe Johnson  Day ago

                                                                                      It’s too damn bad Mike took a (much deserved) 18 pound sledgehammer to Star Wars, because he deserves to be the voice of Emperor in any and all Star Wars related properties until he dies (probably of liver failure).

                                                                                      • Dallas Malburg
                                                                                        Dallas Malburg  Day ago

                                                                                        Now I just want to see this hypothetical fan fiction intend

                                                                                        • Swanzo
                                                                                          Swanzo  Day ago

                                                                                          There is a Mr. Coffee in the bag so they can time travel.....undo all the Ryan Johnson fuck ups.

                                                                                          • Kyle Fotheringham
                                                                                            Kyle Fotheringham  2 days ago

                                                                                            Palpatine who was really Darth Sidious (but of course they'll call him Palpatine) creates a horcrux and puts it in a vault from the Death Star (and it's still intact. Sidious is the one who "possessed" Snoke and is grooming Kylo Ren to become his resurrected body host. Fin is Mace "Snokes on a mother fu*king deathstar" Windu's son - because why not? Knights of Ren are going to do absolutely nothing. Rey is secretly Owen and Beru's granddaughter. Or Obi-Wan's Granddaughter. because - no reason - because no one cares about plots anymore.

                                                                                            • CaptPostmod
                                                                                              CaptPostmod  2 days ago

                                                                                              They could retcon Rey's parents being "no one" pretty easy if they said she was a clone. Maybe a gender swapped clone of Anakin. If she was Anakin's clone, they could then try to claim that it made a really good story arc with Anakin to Vader to Rey.

                                                                                              • Terrell Reeves
                                                                                                Terrell Reeves  2 days ago

                                                                                                Palpatine had a digital clone of himself giving orders in Battlefield 2 in like a robot body. And those trees are too small to be Endor where Kylo Ren is fighting.

                                                                                                • Daniel Roche
                                                                                                  Daniel Roche  2 days ago

                                                                                                  They've already established a way to do this in canon, specifically in an episode of Rebels, unfortunately. And the Emperor was heavily involved in that episode.

                                                                                                  • x570Belmont
                                                                                                    x570Belmont  2 days ago

                                                                                                    Rebels already showed Time Travel is possible in limited ways in the Star Wars universe.

                                                                                                    • Chris
                                                                                                      Chris  2 days ago

                                                                                                      Evil ewoks? So...would they be called...evilwoks?

                                                                                                      • Drunken Assassin
                                                                                                        Drunken Assassin  2 days ago

                                                                                                        STOP CONFUSION ANAKIN'S LIGHTSABER FOR LUKE'S LUKE'S IS GREEN ANAKIN'S IS BLUE

                                                                                                        • MightyMagyarz
                                                                                                          MightyMagyarz  2 days ago

                                                                                                          Time travel happens and suddenly.. "Hello There!" and then all Movie Theaters go crazy.

                                                                                                          • fu hoo
                                                                                                            fu hoo  2 days ago

                                                                                                            the reason to kill the past is simple: toy profits in part must go to george UNLESS it is a new ip. so fuk r2d2, luke and all the rest so that di$ney can make more. wrap it in feminism and it becomes even more impervious! i kid you not this is exactly what is happening.

                                                                                                            • Craig Wallace
                                                                                                              Craig Wallace  2 days ago

                                                                                                              one movie I really couldn't care about

                                                                                                              • nopaincobain72
                                                                                                                nopaincobain72  2 days ago

                                                                                                                Pretty new here....why does Rich laugh so fkin hard at mikes jokes.....yeehhh mike is kinda funny...but fkn hell rich.....he AINT DAT FKN FUNNY MATE???

                                                                                                                • Streamer Minion
                                                                                                                  Streamer Minion  2 days ago

                                                                                                                  Are the resistance building their own Death Star?

                                                                                                                  • nopaincobain72
                                                                                                                    nopaincobain72  2 days ago

                                                                                                                    Yeeeehhhhh I'm SUPER happy I didn't get too invested in star wars

                                                                                                                    • nopaincobain72
                                                                                                                      nopaincobain72  2 days ago

                                                                                                                      JARJARS son isn't a Spiderman.....he's a spiderCANT......budum tsshhh

                                                                                                                      • Jose Antonio Hurtado
                                                                                                                        Jose Antonio Hurtado  2 days ago

                                                                                                                        The last season of Star Wars Rebels, introduce time travel, sooo i think we are fucked

                                                                                                                        • bookillee
                                                                                                                          bookillee  2 days ago

                                                                                                                          JJ's thought "fuck it, I'll warp time with the energy core from the Death Star in Star Wars." It's so smug a plot it might just be right.

                                                                                                                          • cheyyen
                                                                                                                            cheyyen  2 days ago

                                                                                                                            they said she repairs the saber, its even shown repaired somewhere

                                                                                                                            • shamlix
                                                                                                                              shamlix  2 days ago

                                                                                                                              dont you think jj going to make that rey actually luke’s and leia’s bastard daughter and she’ll go back to the past (time travel) and be mother of darth vader?

                                                                                                                              • DanTheMan225
                                                                                                                                DanTheMan225  2 days ago

                                                                                                                                7:06 lmfao I couldn't breathe

                                                                                                                                • Franken Stein
                                                                                                                                  Franken Stein  2 days ago

                                                                                                                                  Here's my prediction. I will never watch another Star Wars movie.....EVER.

                                                                                                                                  • TheBfutgreg
                                                                                                                                    TheBfutgreg  2 days ago

                                                                                                                                    At this point it's hard to say if the prequel or sequel trilogy is worse

                                                                                                                                    • Niven42
                                                                                                                                      Niven42  2 days ago

                                                                                                                                      I think that planet is called Hana-kasana-hana.

                                                                                                                                      • TheNVSK
                                                                                                                                        TheNVSK  2 days ago

                                                                                                                                        Bad writers use time travel to fix their problems.

                                                                                                                                        • Bryan Gleason
                                                                                                                                          Bryan Gleason  3 days ago

                                                                                                                                          Im not sure why they don't edit out Rich laughing.

                                                                                                                                          • The Ikon Channel
                                                                                                                                            The Ikon Channel  3 days ago

                                                                                                                                            If they bring back Palpatine as an emaciated corpse with a rotting cowl, it'll be exactly the same thing Doctor Who did with The Master. The year before the original Star Wars was even released.

                                                                                                                                            • metalmugen
                                                                                                                                              metalmugen  2 days ago

                                                                                                                                              Except The Deadly Assassin was great, kinda destroyed the mysticism of the Time Lords but it's great.

                                                                                                                                              • CounterCultureMedia
                                                                                                                                                CounterCultureMedia  3 days ago

                                                                                                                                                I hate jj abrams’ sons’ smug entitled face.

                                                                                                                                                • Mike
                                                                                                                                                  Mike  3 days ago

                                                                                                                                                  Sooo the deathstar is horcrux and Palpatine is just hanging around it like a spooky ghost?

                                                                                                                                                  • Duy Son
                                                                                                                                                    Duy Son  3 days ago

                                                                                                                                                    Don't care, won't watch it anyway. Why waste money on something that promised to suck. Slap the bitch in the face once in a while will be the best way to wake her the f up

                                                                                                                                                    • Ben Campbell
                                                                                                                                                      Ben Campbell  3 days ago

                                                                                                                                                      Rey turns out to be Ankins mom

                                                                                                                                                      • c a.c. n
                                                                                                                                                        c a.c. n  3 days ago

                                                                                                                                                        Rey finds some time travel thing and goes back in time and changes her name to Shmi Skywalker dont @ me

                                                                                                                                                        • BumbleBeeTuna
                                                                                                                                                          BumbleBeeTuna  3 days ago

                                                                                                                                                          They had that time travel story line in Star Wars Rebels. Ezra saved ahsoka from Darth Vader.