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California: Home to Hollywood, and a cult of manipulative frauds obsessing over tax exemption.
I didn’t know Puerto Rico, American Samoa, D.C and Guam were US states
Porto Rico a place where the citizens are American which surprises a lot of other Americans
Americans and the US have a lot of Colonies, like American Samoa, Guam, American Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, etc. and you have the nerve to fight the British Colonism and yet you Americans established American Colonies. You are as Colonists as the British were 200 years ago and you are still are.
I was waiting for him to say something about Pennsylvania
Colorado : A state you can only insult from the coasts because you can't breathe up here.
Indiana Cornfields with people in it.
And All Might comes to mind
Thank God my state wasn't I this
Illinois: A major city, a couple college towns, and lots and lots of farmland
Indiana: Illinois, but with more farmland and less major city
Wisconsin: Cows and Beer
California: America's less American America.
I'm in Oregon ... fucking ukuleles!
Massachusetts: The state where there’s a 100% chance you’ll almost get hit by a car outside a Dunkin Donuts
Here's a list of American conspiracies, many of which I have found evidence, or Spy vs. Spy:
New Spain cover-up
Medical fraud/ Hippocratic oath
Mathematical cover-ups/ history
Gold and metals
Travel versus home
Female sexual co-conspiracy
Political pyramid projects
Market versus military...
The problem still lies in narrowing the guilty parties to their political roost, so to speak...
If you live in this state, people think you are...
Alabama-Married to a relative
California-A forest fire survivor
Idaho-A potato farmer
Minnesota-A hockey player/fan
Wisconsin-A cheese eater & beer drinker
You should have wrote cowboy for Texas
four of those were territories not states
Maryland: Government, monuments, and crabs.
California: Inventor of the hit new game: Fog or smoke?
having a lefty brit loser talk about America is like having a homeless man shitting in the street give you stock advice.
Connecticut: The state you think so little about, that this is not Connecticut; that's actually Long Island Sound, this is Connecticut.
Hawaii: somehow the biggest bunch of wimps west of the Mississippi despite the fact that they literally live on a volcano
North Dakota: The state whose most well known tourist attraction is South Dakota.
Arkansas: Missouri's Missouri.
Oklahoma: The state accurately summarized by a tornado hitting a casino during an earthquake.
Maine: That spooky place where Stephen King is from.
I’ve never been so proud to be from Kentucky 🙃
California: A state synonymous with celebraties and drugs that inevitably ruin celebraties
Where is Florida?
not my country
Man, it was cringey when they were using memes
The one about Alabama 😂
Arizona. The state that should have an egg cooking on a hot sidewalk as its state flag.
Can confirm as an AZ native
As someone from Michigan I'd respond but I'm too busy-NO DETROIT! STOP! LEAVE CANADA ALONE!!!!
Massachusetts: Home to the real Lord of the Rings (Insert image of Tom Brady with his Super Bowl rings)
Please? Portugal? Pretyplease?
I know John Oliver always says he's ugly, but I actually think he's pretty cute.
Delaware: ....I got nothing.
It's cute that he thinks people in the south wait until their kids are 13 to give them a gun. Most are expert hunters with about 8 years of experience under their belts by then.
U.S. territories aren't states.
I live in Oregon. An you know what John Oliver you are right we are sun shine and rainbows.
I'm from Kentucky, and that fucking hurt. And that's okay.
I heard "South Carolina" and I just went REDEFINING BRAVERY
and then I had to sit down and think about my priorities for a few minutes
1:01 which segment is that from
Really no nj were like the most made fun of state
Wisconsin. Where Mice go to have their Honeymoon.
This man is so FRICKIN' FUNNY!!
Bruh, do you know what a state is?
High cancer death reate is actually a good thing, it means people aren't dying of other things and living to an old age and dying of their cells just eventually fucking up.
God, I hope he’d roast Oklahoma. This place is a hole!
TigerLily Could be worse. At least we aren’t Arkansas and Mississippi.
Arkansas: the place you know with the name ripping off Kansas.
I may not know where Nebraska is. But I do not it’s not where South Dakota is.
New Hampshire: Vermont on cocaine
Got kansas right
Florida: you all think it’s paradise because you’re only here for a week out of the year.
Are these supposed to be jokes?
Ok the too facts about Oregon we’re fine The 3 rd one just YOU NEED JESUS
2:07 don't you mean G R A V I T Y F A L L S
I like how you included the territories
Guam, American Samoa, and Puerto Rico aren't States....
And DC isn't a state either
Yeah it's hard to argue with Michigan there
Kentucky also has the gun thing...my brother got his first .22 at 8....
Kansas is Dorthy and her quest for shoes
4 of these technically aren't states
Hilarious and great editing
Alabama: most famous for pedophilia, racist and incest jokes.
Alaska: most likely to be a frozen hellhole, the one state that can make little girls hate "Let It Go."
Arizona: most likely to see firebirds there. Also really loved by old people.
Arkansas: the state with the second most aggravating pronunciation of its name.
California: loved by rich hipster assholes that make me hate liberals and crazy gay people.
Colorado: best state to look like a rectangle.
Connecticut: the state with the most aggravating pronunciation of its name.
Delaware: known for looking like a small, deformed penis.
Florida: known for having too much sun, too many alligators, and even more old people than Arizona (don't quote me on that).
Georgia: known for having a girl's name as a state's name
Hawaii: known for being too ridiculously expensive to live in and for how screwed over the natives were.
Idaho: known for having a name that was mocked in that bullshit Alpha And Omega movie. And for the worst name of states.
Illinois: known for having too many shit drivers. Known for disappointing Simpsons fans.
Indiana: known for having a state capital with the second least amount of effort put into it.
Iowa: known for making me hate corn.
Kansas: known for it's lack of Kryptonians
Kentucky: known for hating gay marriage but loving child marriage.
Louisiana: known for spreading STDs during Mardi Gras.
Maine: known for giving too many people crabs.
Maryland: known for being close to Washington D.C. and nothing else.
Massachusetts: known for having a long name.
Michigan: known for Detroit, enough said.
Minnesota: known for wasting space on a famous mall.
Mississippi: known for having a name that almost sounds like a title given to married hippie woman.
Missouri: known for having a name that describes the feeling I get from being there.
Montana: known for making everyone think of a shitty Disney Channel sitcom.
Nebraska: known for being a giant desert's asshole.
Nevada: known for way too much gambling.
New Hampshire: known for looking like a freakish dildo.
New Jersey: known for Jersey Shore and making America dumber because of it.
New Mexico: known for having a Dan Vs episode dedicated towards getting revenge on it.
New York: known for reminding us that the British owned our asses for a bit.
North Carolina: known for anti-anti-discrimination laws and not being that north.
North Dakota: known for having a boring capital name.
Ohio: known for famous for giving us the Wright Brothers and shitty airplanes.
Oklahoma: known for having a state capital with the least amount of effort put into it.
Oregon: known for disappointing Gravity Falls fans.
Pennsylvania: known for incest jokes involving brothers thanks to Philadelphia.
Rhode Island: famous for disappointing fans of Seth McFarlane.
South Carolina: known for having no reason to not be south anything.
South Dakota: known for being lucky thanks to it's capital name. And being the ultimate lucky Pierre.
Tennessee: known for giving us shitty pick-up lines.
Texas: loved by crazy gun-toting assholes.
Utah: known for the Four Corners. And having one of the highest gay populations despite having psycho religious assholes.
Vermont: known for not being controlled by the demon Wal-Mart.
Virginia: known as the Birthplace of a Nation, virgin jokes and a racist movie
Washington: known for having children work as lumberjacks.
West Virginia: known for second most virgin jokes.
Wisconsin: known for cheese.
Wyoming: known for being the second best state to look like a rectangle.
@Ed Smythee you must be fun at parties ! amarite?
Nicholas Rodinos: And a pedant. Don't forget that descriptor (LOL).
You're a killjoy you know that?
Nicholas Rodinos: Actually, despite the fact that the Simpsons' hometown is deliberately placed in a Geographically contradictory location, Springfield is most likely a fictionalized version of Springfield, Oregon (which is relatively close to the area in which Matt Groening grew up). As such, it might be more apt to describe Oregon as being a disappointment to Simpsons fans (haha).
10 states 4 territories 1 federal city- this does not represent america
Washington State: The Bipolar Weather State. Or: The state that's so Ever-Green, they were the first to legalize Cannabis.
@JETZcorp it got the press only because they're an hour ahead
@Logan Clarry They legalized it on the same day on the same hour, but Colorado got all the press for some reason.
I don't know if that's the joke, but Colorado was the first to legalize MJ
Alaska: The place still voting when they announce the new President...
My state: look, we know.
Florida: home of every grandparent who moved away, and the infamous Florida Man.
Colorado: the state that would be hands-down better than every other one, if everyone in it could stop being high all the time.
Georgia: or as it is more commonly known, "Atlanta, and... probably others?"
Oklahoma: there are three and-a-half trees in this landlocked state, and the population is exactly as intelligent as the actual statewide law banning whale hunting.
Arkansas: with a real town called Toad Suck, what do you expect?
Hawaii: where you live when you would rather deal with actual volcanoes than the insanity of the continent.
Speaking of the statewide law banning whale hunting, doesn't Utah have that as well? Correct me if I'm wrong though
hawaii is like britain is to the eu, just with bad weather instead of the possibility of fiery death?
Ryan Barrett loved the Hawaii one
Republican-held Red States beat out Blue States in all the important categories: highest illiteracy rates, highest poverty rates, highest unemployment rates, highest levels of obesity, most dependent on Federal Aid to the States programs (you know, “the takers”) and more liberal-hating shit-talkers per square mile than all blue states combined.
And Republicans need your vote...
The rump has McConnells cock in his back pocket with chow in his cabinet. Also amazon owns the GOP...
Maine: The bastard child of Canada and some woman from Boston.
Oregon is true
Kentucky: The state that's synonymous with failure.
Loved those jokes about Kentucky
Alaska, also known as: America's very own Canada.
Alaska, the state that would have most likely gotten bombed first, if the Soviet Union decided to launch their nukes. But wait! They wouldn't HAVE to use nukes, because they are THAT CLOSE to Alaska.
Alaska, Canada's tumor.
If Canada is the US's hat, Alaska is the little bob on top of the hat
Barry Mortichesky Yeah, that's basically what I meant
sgt Hale107 but the joke is that Alaska is on the “tail end” of Canada and is “above” the us, but doesn’t really serve much purpose. Perhaps the fact that it’s not bordering the us weakens it, so we’ll just leave it at Canada.
Barry Mortichesky But, Alaska is attached to Canada, not the US
Alaska, Canada’s hemorrhoid and America’s tumor