Dis Raps for Hire. Season 2 - Ep. 3

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  • Published: 19 July 2013
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    "Dear EpicLloyd,

    My name is Jonas, I have these 4 guys in my class (nelson, mark, steven and lucas) who are the worst freaking bullies man. They like to pick on me for being Dislexic.
    They force me to read these ungodly large words that they now i can't say just to mock me and if i don't read them they beat me up or stuff me into lockers. I tried talking to them to make them stop but they ended up breaking my wrist. I tried everything to get them off my back. I just want to feel like at least someone cares. Please destroy
    them!

    LSDreamscape"


    Hello again People of Earth,

    Welcome to another episode of your favorite fun time show, Dis Raps for Hire. I hadda work extra hard on this particular episode because of the nature of the topic and because of how many folks I think this probably affects. In writing the song I thought it'd be best to just hit the hardest and toughest aspects of the disease straight in the face and use it to challenge the idea that people with dyslexia can't read, or will never be able to read as good as the rest of us. I don't believe that is true. That of course is why, I hit up Zach and had him work his lyrical magic on this badboy.

    I'll be working hard to try and get perhaps one more episode of Dis Raps out before we go back to work on ERB. I'll most likely take a little break from the show at that time to bring you...you know...that other show.

    Anyways, big shout out to Jonas and everyone who helped make this video possible (including all of you).

    We will see you next time!
    -eL

    CREDITS:
    Created and performed by EpicLLOYD and I'm on all this shizz:
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    Huge shout out and thank you to my homie Zach Sherwin for helping to make this video awesome (well I think it;s awesome anyways). Please check out more from Zach at:
    http://youtube.com/zachsherwin

    Also a big thank you shout out to my most excellent doppelganger Ed Bassmaster, who graciously donated one of the funniest bits on the internet to this video.
    Check out more by Ed here:
    http://youtube.com/edbassmaster
    http://twitter.com/edbassmaster

    Voice of Jonas: Chris Gorbos. https://twitter.com/chrisgorbos
    Tweet him the words "chumba wumba" if you enjoyed his performance.

    Shot by Marc Chester and Ryan Moulton
    Lighting by Matt Colbert and the Sun
    Edited by: Marc Chester, Ryan Moulton and EpicLLOYD
    Written by EpicLLOYD & Zach Sherwin

    Beat Produced by Ear 2 Tha Beat:
    http://ear2thabeat.com
    http://facebook.com/EAR2THABEAT
    http://twitter.com/EAR2THABEAT
    http://youtube.com/EAR2THABEAT

    Song Produced by EpicLLOYD and Choco
    Mixed by Choco Reynoso for Maker Music
    Music courtesy of http://www.incompetech.com and http://www.freesounds.org
    Produced by Michelle Maloney for Maker Studios Los Angeles, CA
    Production Coordinator - Atul Singh

    Werd.
    -eL

    p.s. - Yo! I read hundreds of your comments and requests every week and in doing so, I've noticed that some of you are talking about some real issues that require more action than an angry rap song from me. SO, if you or someone you know HONESTLY is in need of help of a more elevated nature please contact the below agencies.

    Stomp Out Bullying! - 1-877-602-N0-BULLY (1-877-602-8559)
    http://www.stompoutbullying.org/
    ChildHelp -- 1-800-4-A-CHILD (1-800-422-4453) (24/7)
    National Domestic Violence Hotline - 1-800-799-7233 (24/7)
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Comments • 4 578

  • X-Spanded
    X-Spanded  4 days back

    and just to make sure, you secured a sher (sure) win, hey yo Zach. Zach Sherwin, owo, genius.

    • Allstin
      Allstin  1 weeks back

      Lloyd sounds like Hulk Hogan here, even though didn’t NP play him I see?... and Zach’s letter rearranging is smooth!!

      • Skurrow
        Skurrow  2 weeks back

        Most fire thing on the internet for years dude lol. Super lyrical and Zach really went hard as fuck here.

        • Silent J
          Silent J  1 months back

          I luff this

          • Maxim Tremblay
            Maxim Tremblay  1 months back

            Im french but I do speak English fluently, Translating the "big words" was awesome, that was well written. And yeas instigating altercations such of these should be of dubious sagacity. xD

            • Maxim Tremblay
              Maxim Tremblay  1 months back

              I feel bad not giving props to my boy Zach Sherwin but I was fan of him even before Knowing Epic LLoyd or ERB

          • Elizabeth Martin GDC
            Elizabeth Martin GDC  1 months back

            Dear dis raps my name is Elizabeth . I need your help badly pls. So thare is these girls Sydney and Briley the are straight. My problem is that I am lesbian and I can't help that. So they found out that I am and now they bully me and told everyone in 8 grade that I like them and that I am disgusting so I have lost friends because of them. Pls help me. I have no that under stand. Plus everyday when ever i go people look at me with disgust and i get picked on bye them. They make jockes like do you like oh sorry i will can take you the hostel because im sick. I need your help pls. Show them reality and destroy them pls. I love your work.

            • darkwing
              darkwing  2 months back

              This is still the best dis raps for hire ever

              • James Bailey
                James Bailey  2 months back

                To everybody about to migrate here from "The Matthews Fam" channel who are here for the first time, have a nice day!

                • AksentNetharia
                  AksentNetharia  2 months back

                  "Leavin bruises, marks and welts on Steven, Lucas, Mark and Nelson"

                  the RHYME scheme in this line

                  • goblin knight
                    goblin knight  2 months back

                    Dope as fuck. My brother is dyslexic and he use to get picked on a bunch till he started playing football and got swole

                    • Michael Palmer
                      Michael Palmer  2 months back

                      #epiclloyd how do I write you a dis I have a fucked up one that would play it's so fucked up it shocks people when I tell them.

                    • JT D'Arelli
                      JT D'Arelli  2 months back

                      Wasn't feelin Zack on this one. Dunno what it was, just couldn't get into his flow

                    • Macie Savage
                      Macie Savage  2 months back

                      I love Zach’s verse, but is no one gonna comment on that alliteration tho?

                      • Atheistic_Socialistic
                        Atheistic_Socialistic  2 months back

                        Lloyd, I need you!
                        One more ride, what do ya say?
                        So basically my best friend got married about two years ago now, and called me immediately after his mum when he proposed and asked me to be best man, of course I said yes, I've known this guy since I was 4 and now we're pushing 30. Anyway, at the stag party I discovered he asked someone else to be best man, essentially firing me for no reason.
                        I tried to confront him about it, but what should have been a conversation between two basically brothers became his now-wife manipulating him from behind the scenes and turning him against me.
                        He's mildly autistic so I don't think he was fully able to stand up to her or see what she was doing.
                        We stopped talking, and very recently I discovered he's also cut out everybody else, even the guy he replaced me with as best man!
                        His name is Zeak, his wife is Emily.
                        Please, man, drop an A-Bomb on the woman who ruined so many friendships!

                        • MiniYeets
                          MiniYeets  2 months back

                          👀 this is made in my birthday. Diss gift

                          • StraysoftheBeyond
                            StraysoftheBeyond  2 months back

                            That first line literally flows so well it brings a tear to the eye

                          • Kaiden Kerecman
                            Kaiden Kerecman  3 months back

                            For some of the people so divisive in the comments, I find his voice not fit for rap. He has this frequency to his voice that Is hard to put my finger on but it does sound different. It's like he has a stereotypical "nerd" voice with the strange constriction of his throat that makes it just sound not great for me. I also think he is an absolute genius I could never in a million years do the word play he can, his lyrics are awesome. But his voice combined with his strange hand gestures and bad dancing in my opinion make him look awkward and nerdy so I get why people would find him weird. Again not a hater, I'm a big fan of Zach, I just get where some people are coming from finding him "annoying" but that's not the right word at all people find him awkward and it turns them off to the lyrics. Overall incredible vid, always love Lloyd and Zach.

                            EDIT: just to clarify no artist is perfect there are certain songs of Sia's that I don't like her voice in much. Doesn't mean she isn't an incredible singer or writer(in fact one of the GOATs IMO)

                            • Kunal Chatterjee
                              Kunal Chatterjee  4 months back

                              Well so did Epic Lloyd actually.....barrrrs!!!

                              • Kunal Chatterjee
                                Kunal Chatterjee  4 months back

                                Zach Sherwin MURDERED this!! Wooooow!!!

                                • Tom Ryberg
                                  Tom Ryberg  5 months back

                                  [...] / it's not / hard to / tell my
                                  freezin' / ruthless / (heart is) far from / meltin'
                                  heavin' / pukin' / barfin' / belchin'
                                  even / and as / far as / squelchin'
                                  beef these / dudes should / start or / else I'm
                                  leavin' / bruises / marks and / welts on
                                  Steven / Lucas / Mark and / Nelson

                                  got. damn.

                                  • Louise Haley
                                    Louise Haley  7 months back

                                    My favourite rappers ever !

                                    • Gale Perfecio
                                      Gale Perfecio  7 months back

                                      THIS IS SO COOL.

                                      • MeneerNoot
                                        MeneerNoot  7 months back

                                        Zach *shakes head applauding*

                                        • Parth Nyati
                                          Parth Nyati  8 months back

                                          This Video just popped up in my suggestions bar
                                          and dear Lord I'm thankful for that

                                          • MLinkous74
                                            MLinkous74  8 months back

                                            1:12

                                            • DrumRapTech
                                              DrumRapTech  9 months back

                                              Zach's wordplay was brilliant

                                              • I'm Batman
                                                I'm Batman  10 months back

                                                Zack Sherwin is like one of my favorite rappers

                                                • 1-UP Mushroom
                                                  1-UP Mushroom  10 months back

                                                  itd be hella awesome if the kid gets Weezer to also back em up

                                                  • Lime iced tea💚
                                                    Lime iced tea💚  10 months back

                                                    Ahh the times when I was bullied welp I'm over it :3

                                                    • MLinkous74
                                                      MLinkous74  10 months back

                                                      2:20

                                                      • Syaoran Barker
                                                        Syaoran Barker  1 years back

                                                        Came back just to hear someone rap the word "perspicacity."

                                                        • edo2oo0
                                                          edo2oo0  1 years back

                                                          Art at its finest. Respect

                                                          • mike f
                                                            mike f  1 years back

                                                            douche bag four pack

                                                            • WhittyWhitts
                                                              WhittyWhitts  1 years back

                                                              Use Comic Sans

                                                              • KAS GAMING
                                                                KAS GAMING  1 years back

                                                                Stephen vs Alam poe he was Stephen king

                                                                • Anselmo Bruzzone
                                                                  Anselmo Bruzzone  1 years back

                                                                  2018! Can´t believe I hadn´t heard this before!!!!

                                                                  • Ludwig Van Deventer
                                                                    Ludwig Van Deventer  1 years back

                                                                    Far better than Lil Pump lmao

                                                                    • DizzyDreamer92
                                                                      DizzyDreamer92  2 years back

                                                                      I just.... I just love Zach Sherwin so much. That man is amazing

                                                                      • Max Jones
                                                                        Max Jones  2 years back

                                                                        This was a fuckin hit the first time and its a fuckin hit now

                                                                        • OneBigBugga
                                                                          OneBigBugga  2 years back

                                                                          Really Lloyd, this is a series that if you can.. should never quit doing. So many people not only enjoy this, but those you choose to respond to and do this for.. it helps them so much, gives them something to keep fighting for. I know you just did the last one of season 2.... dont; stop now please? Please go into Season 3?

                                                                          • Tom Snyder
                                                                            Tom Snyder  2 years back

                                                                            Reach out and I'll do it

                                                                            • harley Vjj
                                                                              harley Vjj  2 years back

                                                                              Watching this makes me understand why it takes awhile to write these
                                                                              Respect Lloyd👍 keep it fire
                                                                              Also love Zack😂

                                                                              • Dynamic Aero
                                                                                Dynamic Aero  2 years back

                                                                                Dis Raps is the most therapeutic series on YouTube. Thank you Lloyd for bringing this to us.

                                                                                • N Miranda
                                                                                  N Miranda  2 years back

                                                                                  Zach Sherwin is a fucking meta Emcee!

                                                                                  • Dat Boi
                                                                                    Dat Boi  2 years back

                                                                                    Best one yet

                                                                                    • Cazza Nova
                                                                                      Cazza Nova  2 years back

                                                                                      Dope as FUCK! The beginning of Zach Sherwins verse is absolute fucking art.

                                                                                      • Julio Cesar
                                                                                        Julio Cesar  2 years back

                                                                                        Taking four guys together to beat and bully one. Such macho guys. They are lucky I didnt attend the same school.

                                                                                        • DJ Black Lightning
                                                                                          DJ Black Lightning  2 years back

                                                                                          Dear LLoyd,

                                                                                          My name is Nathan and I am 13 years old. I make beats and comedy rap on YouTube. But people like a girl named Kaylai w say that I am a freak and that I don't belong. That's when my suicidal thoughts come in and I still have them. Who knows, this might be the last text I will ever make