Meanwhile... Queen Elizabeth's Swanky Escape Plan

  • Published: 09 February 2019
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Comments • 1 214

  • Cole Mair
    Cole Mair  Před 5 dny

    London is burning but I have no fear because I live by the river 🎼🎵🎶

    • Cecilia W Yu 余詠詩
      Cecilia W Yu 余詠詩  Před 8 dny

      Drenching it with Cornflakes probably improved that Tedious wannabe Graffiti painting....Please.... #asif

      • B D
        B D  Před 21 dnem

        So captains have to go down with a ship but queens/kings can just bounce.

        • Atom Manhattan
          Atom Manhattan  Před 23 dny

          You can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!

          • kenna163
            kenna163  Před měsícem

            The hotel one was amazing.

            • Clay Pidgeon
              Clay Pidgeon  Před měsícem

              Delta you just posted cringe

              • ProjectFlashlight612
                ProjectFlashlight612  Před 2 měsíci

                "One is getting one's royal arse the fuck outta here. Peace out, subjects!" - what you won't hear Elizabeth II say. As Colbert says, if bombs and V-weapons raining down out of the sky didn't phase her, the disastrous results of the abject incompetence and dishonesty of her current Conservative Party government won't make her bat one eyelash.

                • Wilhelm Stenvall
                  Wilhelm Stenvall  Před 2 měsíci

                  Wait. I'm confused. Did the audience understand Stephens joke about dot-drawings, or did they not?

                  • 刘宇龙
                    刘宇龙  Před 2 měsíci


                    • 刘宇龙
                      刘宇龙  Před 2 měsíci

                      蛤,古堡长籐改成觀光事事業了,全部古堡嗎,,,??,喔麥嘎,会有此想法的是大律特權和集宝鑑定團丫??,怎麼辦??,,,。 可惜想介紹你们瑞典建造技術大師??,蒸氣機械物理完美主義学的,也不会介入軍商和盜賣律己之国都Y,唉,可惜鴿子心信任守l日众的,卻真心換来的都是絕情大众,唉,,,??。 不如召待铁船派入住幾月,教他们全楝灑聖水,屋頂天花板各角落都要,回國時餐桌同聚慶祝,,,。 別向他人講心蜜龠,召待時先取回權狀所有,还有空餘時間多把些咩,一同回堡,再約近岸商補給各站奌,,,可惜丫,可惜,規劃比不上絕情变化,,,替你们感到伤心分離,唉,真心換絕情,,,丫。 搞事众不肯出面,,,唉。

                      • Luetzow1
                        Luetzow1  Před 2 měsíci

                        WAIT! WE HAVE A SAUSAGE THEMED HOTEL?! OH FFS!

                        • Rober Robles
                          Rober Robles  Před 2 měsíci


                          • Harry S
                            Harry S  Před 2 měsíci

                            Could not go to the sausage motel . I fear the wurtz !

                            • Char Horst
                              Char Horst  Před 2 měsíci


                              • L P
                                L P  Před 2 měsíci

                                dis dude is funny.

                                • Tee Dee
                                  Tee Dee  Před 2 měsíci

                                  I thought it was going to be about an escape plan to get away from trump

                                  • Fkcit Ecuh
                                    Fkcit Ecuh  Před 2 měsíci

                                    Fuck queen Elizabeth tbh

                                    • Oma Rumunna
                                      Oma Rumunna  Před 2 měsíci

                                      The Queen is impressive... and annoying.

                                      • kim
                                        kim  Před 3 měsíci

                                        omg that basquiat story had me spray my coffee all over my family at the breakfast table. kill everyone involved.

                                        • Stephanie Logan
                                          Stephanie Logan  Před 3 měsíci

                                          "I couldn't help but notice you drooling onto your neck pillow" 🤣🤣🤣 A little squirt of mustard on your pillow.... Nope, not hospitality. *Snacks*

                                          • Laura Hiller
                                            Laura Hiller  Před 3 měsíci

                                            Stephen would fit right in at our family dinner table. 😆😆😆

                                            • Jesse Beauchamp
                                              Jesse Beauchamp  Před 3 měsíci

                                              Jack Daver Jones Locker. The quest for Osamas ship container coffin. Switch out the jewels for dummies and maybe no one will catch the boating retreat. A pre BEXIT Commander Woody Beef Toast joke waiting in the wings. Combo Mom joke #? Queen Elizabeth Ben Hiking. Another in a long list of Jewel over the Titanic Balcony musical number. If God had a Thorny bust. Maybe if they hum chuck the crosses off the retreating Love boat pack and lay the out just right they can get the Sea of Mice and Men joke cast from the bough of the Queen's ship renamed. The Diuble Asymptote Bag shuffle. J.

                                              • 刘宇龙
                                                刘宇龙  Před 4 měsíci

                                                鸽子覚得,卷髮王族應該加入反三合会,反共济会,反帝霸主意,反馬克主意,反白色恐怖主意,反蓝色恐怖主意,,,。 然後追查修女依莎貝主兇众,,,??。其實古前卷髮是惡人,而且很多謊言迷惑万物以及动物,动物看見卷髮説法,大多抱头逃亡,然後囗张開抽脛抖动後死亡,口吐白泡沫,,,??。 而且说-些修者众壞壞,但,,,教皇教宗众还是懐念旧众,卷髮和同胞男女,,,电椅,??,但,,,鸽子有先说过,不貞不孝无修者众心,,,??。 跟你们说个很厳肅的敲敲話喔,,,。 最先有銀行通火車,才一元喔??,比肯得雞还便宜的首創喔,而且大多都在喷水,比不上小費,街上也少有大鈔,而且善良好女性不多了,,,??。 对了,請问,是鋼铁人不爱他爹了,欲換東土说客商官众,不孝哪,不貞不孝丫,天哪,大不孝丫,就形成跨父说客分身而棄掉夸克父??,还是泡咩忘父母,公司也失去??,總規一論,東土知技術要奌重奌简易化,大衆做得出做的到,还是像最後購物多代後,再簽科技建设电廠,室内太阳能転換,再四处打电话洽谈,,,看多了,省省吧,跨父言論追夸克父,会不会夸克父被说客群挤退後,说客官众洽商机,,,??。 为什麽夸克父有事,東土还搞乱鸽子思緒,乱謅-堆??,是要取代成说客官众否,,,??。 天哪,鋼铁群不孝哪,不卫不孝哪,不要他爹了,,,??。 鸽子心停平板了,天哪,喔,麥,嘎,,,??,鸽子还想帮助隨时可吸波充心电能丫??,不孝丫?,下次夸克父構图心电能通下盘鳥鳥好了,直接电流失,,,天哪,大涅不孝丫??。 唉,所以最先助最没價值,當然一切先論也是述说後,-文不值,但,,,对聖修众可是最殘酷的貞實言,对-切金權没差,,,??。 哈哈,才一元,还好孫哥哥一佰,袁鄧毛可是有上兆元一張,夾在中間数字福蘭伪鈔多,,,才-元,对了,喷水池可以拿取嗎?,鸽子買金庫会快些,然後再存,存後再買金庫保险,然後再存,然後買地把金庫藏在地下,然後再存,然後買电子保险鎖,然後交致友保標幫開鎖数幣,点数後鎖上,,,?,因为,爪和翅啄嘴尖,不会開鎖,,,??,为什麼挾来邪地邪教处,,,??,对了,是不是基督长佬考驗鸽膽??,以前有義舉男女丫,都死了奶,,,?,为什麼挾来這儿丫?,逼論又作不出,还是用買賣的田僑仔習慣,,,丫??。 鸽子都説好話唷,但,好人不多,壞人多???,怎麽辨???,不如,,,壞人多,,,,,,,。 咦,叔叔,,,你,的,头,髮,,,怎,麼,有,,,,,白,头,髮??,会不会是,被咩群气急了??,選哪个咩好,,,??。史帝芬錫哥哥,在矛盾国一部电影内,多重人格案,从尸血少移尸,到海滩烤剩腿,一直到毒品,海軍盗,种族歧視还是很重吧,太阳室内聖诞科技组,,,就说拜科技太阳科学人众就好了,何必多种族又累人,,,?,探親飞到惡夢矛盾国,立馬惨亡又移尸加責枉,,,?至今久矣,还要麥克傑克演唱出旧史,,,??,,,。 美深署己脈缺体,怎麽察查,,,??,算了唄,修气洗髓重要,,,。 唉,天哪,天造涅,,,丫,??,不知是哪天???。

                                                • Ian Brannan
                                                  Ian Brannan  Před 4 měsíci

                                                  I hear the Hotel is the Wurst

                                                  • Baby Boto
                                                    Baby Boto  Před 4 měsíci

                                                    It’s not a castle it’s a palace but yeah, they’re still parasites upon the U.K. tax payer.

                                                    • Alex Ninjas
                                                      Alex Ninjas  Před 4 měsíci

                                                      How she reacted when trump visited...epic. that woman is a legend

                                                      • Miguel Perez
                                                        Miguel Perez  Před 4 měsíci

                                                        Steven can do a really good posh accent

                                                        • Peter Russo
                                                          Peter Russo  Před 4 měsíci

                                                          First sausage themed hotel? There’s a gay love hotel down the street that would like to have a word with you.

                                                          • KVV4U7Z7R37SCHK3
                                                            KVV4U7Z7R37SCHK3  Před 4 měsíci

                                                            Very impressive accents btw!

                                                            • Duribethin
                                                              Duribethin  Před 4 měsíci

                                                              Anyone else get a Metamucil ad during the queen's evacuation segment?

                                                              • Robert Ric
                                                                Robert Ric  Před 4 měsíci

                                                                I think hater just click on the video dislike and move on without watching it! This was funny!

                                                                • Sarah Kerrigan
                                                                  Sarah Kerrigan  Před 5 měsíci

                                                                  was not expecting that meanwhile. sausage hotel sounds like a really bad friday night.

                                                                  • TheRealHiboman
                                                                    TheRealHiboman  Před 5 měsíci

                                                                    There’s our favorite Sondheim fan!

                                                                    • Nameless James Taylor
                                                                      Nameless James Taylor  Před 5 měsíci


                                                                      • Solariis TrippleEight
                                                                        Solariis TrippleEight  Před 5 měsíci

                                                                        he should be wearing a purple suit

                                                                        • Amelia Garcia
                                                                          Amelia Garcia  Před 5 měsíci

                                                                          Why does "the helps" name gotta be Maria? You know they don't have Latinos working in the Castle. Well...maybe in the kitchen 😂🤣😃

                                                                          • Eun Zhang
                                                                            Eun Zhang  Před 5 měsíci

                                                                            THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST MEANWHILEs

                                                                            • Deborah Hoffman
                                                                              Deborah Hoffman  Před 5 měsíci

                                                                              The Queen should plan her escape on the X-wing fighter. Better plan.

                                                                              • hobbicles28
                                                                                hobbicles28  Před 5 měsíci

                                                                                Hey Claus Böbel, Is that a hotel? No, it’s a literal sausage party. Lol Haha Heehee Uh huh.

                                                                                • Alexis Williams
                                                                                  Alexis Williams  Před 5 měsíci

                                                                                  I could watch an entire segment of Stephen doing posh British accents. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

                                                                                  • robin2012ism
                                                                                    robin2012ism  Před 5 měsíci

                                                                                    Yay for the art history joke.

                                                                                    • Pat VelVet
                                                                                      Pat VelVet  Před 5 měsíci

                                                                                      Escape by yacht? 😁🤦‍♀️ the accent is so cute 😊

                                                                                      • Adeena Adam
                                                                                        Adeena Adam  Před 5 měsíci

                                                                                        Of course, the Royal Family should escape first... why do they care about civilians in the country!

                                                                                        • tree speaking vietnamese
                                                                                          tree speaking vietnamese  Před 5 měsíci

                                                                                          Jesus christ the queen is still alive

                                                                                          • bisquitnspanky
                                                                                            bisquitnspanky  Před 5 měsíci

                                                                                            Jean-Michel Basquiat would love to hear about kids throwing cereal on his work!!! They should have left the cereal on there 😃

                                                                                            • Irodoku Puzzle
                                                                                              Irodoku Puzzle  Před 5 měsíci


                                                                                              • XX 24
                                                                                                XX 24  Před 5 měsíci


                                                                                                • Remy Jones
                                                                                                  Remy Jones  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                  After doing zero research, I can conclude that Jay Z and Beyonce were the billionaire innquestion.

                                                                                                  • William Maurice
                                                                                                    William Maurice  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                    How is Delta still in business?

                                                                                                    • James Hubbell
                                                                                                      James Hubbell  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                      GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

                                                                                                      • Pegasus
                                                                                                        Pegasus  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                        Do not feel obligated to the British enterprise. The British plundered and murdered nearly a quarter of the world for their own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment?

                                                                                                        • Ivone de Figueiredo
                                                                                                          Ivone de Figueiredo  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                          Pointillism! Good one.

                                                                                                          • James Smithe
                                                                                                            James Smithe  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                            So when CBS blanks out his finger, do they think no one can figure out what he's doing?

                                                                                                            • hawkeye5955
                                                                                                              hawkeye5955  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                              From airborne sexual harassment to a sausage themed hotel in Germany. lol

                                                                                                              • Mark Dowse
                                                                                                                Mark Dowse  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                First World problems............

                                                                                                                • Cheers Queers
                                                                                                                  Cheers Queers  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                  Killing it with the accents in this video😂😂

                                                                                                                  • COLOURED LIONESS
                                                                                                                    COLOURED LIONESS  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                    Dont you just Love him?!?!? 😍😘

                                                                                                                    • Caf3in3
                                                                                                                      Caf3in3  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                      she's still alive ? she was old when i was a child and im 40

                                                                                                                      • superhavi
                                                                                                                        superhavi  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                        4:30 I know he said "Knackwurst" but I understood "Nacktwurst" (nude sausage). Well, I really don't want to pet your nude sausage!

                                                                                                                        • Cs Mitchell
                                                                                                                          Cs Mitchell  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                          Combine the Sausage Hotel concept with the Airline hookup concept and see where that story goes....

                                                                                                                          • Dana Bennett
                                                                                                                            Dana Bennett  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                            That so-called picture of Jean-Michel Basquiat? He died at age 28 (not 54!!!) in 1988!!! Geez, Stephen, wake up your producer!

                                                                                                                            • misium
                                                                                                                              misium  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                              Plane crush! Ha. Really? Nobody sees it? Crush? Crash?

                                                                                                                              • Lela Kovarik
                                                                                                                                Lela Kovarik  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                                I know how to restore paintings.

                                                                                                                                • Monique Ruriha
                                                                                                                                  Monique Ruriha  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                                  Focus in the Hugh successful USA President in Texas talk talk about the successful as always our President has in everything that he does, like soon your stupid and garbage show will be DOWN

                                                                                                                                  • Adrian Goldsmith
                                                                                                                                    Adrian Goldsmith  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                                    Uou cxxx

                                                                                                                                    • Ph@tMantv
                                                                                                                                      [email protected]  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                                      I would love to see those filthy inbreeding child molesting greedy crooked royals get chased out of Britian TARRED and feathered.

                                                                                                                                      • Silver P
                                                                                                                                        Silver P  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                                        As a Brit, I'm fed up of Brexit which is a travesty and the over 65s who voted it in put us in this positiin. As for the so called "royals", they can take a cruise off the planet and go to Pluto and rule there because I despise the concept of "royalty".

                                                                                                                                        • Jemppu
                                                                                                                                          Jemppu  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                                          I'm watching this over and over: Stephens impressions are so DELICIOUS!

                                                                                                                                          • HENRY THE RC CAR
                                                                                                                                            HENRY THE RC CAR  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                                            👂 👈 🤔

                                                                                                                                            • Reverend Howl
                                                                                                                                              Reverend Howl  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                                              England can keep her, she probably wouldn't be welcome in an independant Scotland, independant but equal IN the EU.

                                                                                                                                              • Sunny
                                                                                                                                                Sunny  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                                                As a german I am actually surprised there wasn't a sausage themed hotel before...

                                                                                                                                                • Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots
                                                                                                                                                  Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots  Před 6 měsíci


                                                                                                                                                  • Burnell Browne
                                                                                                                                                    Burnell Browne  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                                                    at least ENGLAND doesn't have trump helping out?

                                                                                                                                                    • Julian Porter
                                                                                                                                                      Julian Porter  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                                                      It’s tough sharing your country with 52% of racist morons .......

                                                                                                                                                      • jcllings
                                                                                                                                                        jcllings  Před 6 měsíci

                                                                                                                                                        I'm waiting for this communist to say something funny. Still waiting...